// Zone 6 var z6Ref = -1; zone6List = new Array('Buy some of this shit!' , 'Buy some of this shit!' , 'T-Shirt Hell - Retards - DouchePatrol.com' , 'Buy some of this shit!' , 'DailySteals.com Weekly Raffle' , 'Match.com' , 'KegWorks.com (Dot Com Holdings of Buffalo, Inc)' , 'Physical Addictions, Inc.' , 'Physical Addictions, Inc.' , 'drugstore.com, inc. (sexual well being Program)' , 'drugstore.com, inc. (sexual well being Program)' , 'Buy some of this shit!' , '' , '' , '' ); function zone6Item() { if (z6Ref < 0) { z6Ref = Math.floor ((Math.random() * zone6List.length)); } z6Ref = z6Ref + 1; if (z6Ref >= zone6List.length) z6Ref=0; return zone6List[z6Ref]; } // Zone 8 var z8Ref = -1; zone8List = new Array('DailySteals.com 125x125 banner' , 'drugstore.com, inc. (sexual well being Program)' , 'KegWorks.com (Dot Com Holdings of Buffalo, Inc)' , 'Physical Addictions, Inc.' , '' , '' ); function zone8Item() { if (z8Ref < 0) { z8Ref = Math.floor ((Math.random() * zone8List.length)); } z8Ref = z8Ref + 1; if (z8Ref >= zone8List.length) z8Ref=0; return zone8List[z8Ref]; } // Zone 9 var z9Ref = -1; zone9List = new Array('Daily Steals.com' , 'KegWorks.com (Dot Com Holdings of Buffalo, Inc)' , 'drugstore.com, inc. (sexual well being Program)' , 'drugstore.com, inc. (sexual well being Program)' , '' , '' ); function zone9Item() { if (z9Ref < 0) { z9Ref = Math.floor ((Math.random() * zone9List.length)); } z9Ref = z9Ref + 1; if (z9Ref >= zone9List.length) z9Ref=0; return zone9List[z9Ref]; } // Zone 10 var z10Ref = -1; zone10List = new Array('In The Hole Golf' , 'The Douche Patrol Rocks!' ); function zone10Item() { if (z10Ref < 0) { z10Ref = Math.floor ((Math.random() * zone10List.length)); } z10Ref = z10Ref + 1; if (z10Ref >= zone10List.length) z10Ref=0; return zone10List[z10Ref]; } // Zone 12 var z12Ref = -1; zone12List = new Array('Physical Addictions, Inc.' , '' , '' ); function zone12Item() { if (z12Ref < 0) { z12Ref = Math.floor ((Math.random() * zone12List.length)); } z12Ref = z12Ref + 1; if (z12Ref >= zone12List.length) z12Ref=0; return zone12List[z12Ref]; }