Chief Karl Ramrod | Captain Hugh Jorgan
HughJorgan@douchepatrol.com
 As a wannabe douche since 1987, Hugh Jorgan got hit with the douche bug in a big way in the early 1990's, ultimately perfecting the art of douchebaggery. He not only was a Members Only jacket wearing and fake bake tanning douche, but he was break dancing in yellow and salmon, popped collar polos with the top douchebags in the US. His doucheness abilities and trend setting ways grew with reckless abandon and he became a legendary douche across the country.
Hugh then went international with douchebag tours in Europe and Asia until he finally met his match down under in Australia. His mission to spread the gospel of the douche came to an abrupt end when visiting a petting zoo in Sydney, where an overzealous kangaroo was spooked by his perfectly shaved eyebrows, resulting in a swift kick in Sgt. Jorgan's baby-making area. The kick was so fierce that all he could see were a pair a testicles spinning around his head for the next month!
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