This is my mom. I think she had to be one of the most popular girls in the park because whenever I'd cvome home, the camper was always full of men there. The guy in the picture giving her a kiss i've never seen before. Momma said she thought is was cousin Jimbo whos now been locked away for about 22 years.

 

Mom told me many years ago that this was the only picture of dad she had. I keep this picture by my bed so I'll always have the father close to me that I never had.

She told me he was a good man but sometimes went plum crazy and get in trouble with the police when he would go meth head on her. He must really have hated school like I did because momma told me that he cant even get within 50 feet of a school.

This is my grandma, she lived in the trailer with me and my family. She smelled funny, and had a big hole in her throaght and has to talk using some machine that also smells funny. but i can say that here on them internets as she cant read so good. The hole in her throat she covers up with the necklace cousin Daniel won for her at the fair because the lady guessed his weight wrong. I dont know why he had sand in his pockets at the time.

Her fingers are yellow too and when she used to pinch my cheekes i could smell her fingernails burning. It stunk bad

This was my house, it was really good, when it had tyres. Me and Daniel would move it around to the back of the park when mom was passed out drunk. It really musses her up and was worth a big laugh, but she would always beats the jesus out of us some times with a stick.

we couldnt pick the stick neither

This is my brother daniel. He had been to the city once and is a home boy, I dont git it, he says heaps of YO and CRIB.. and he used to call me a pig thinger.. but I would wail into him and he would stop.

He's one of the reasons I became part of the Douche Patrol.

he also grabs his we we alot

 

This is sister, she ran the trailer park christen group.. she sings heaps and intercourses with jesus and god.. she got real mad at me one day when we ran out off poo paper so I had to use that bible book she gave me. I think she wants me to intercourse too.

she eats corn on the cob funny

She will let you feel her boobs for a piece of string

 

This is my cusin Andrew, he likes spam and sardines out of the can. He also got thrown in jail for gettin drunk and shootin up a phone booth. hes just plum crazy.

I got a gun to now.

THis is my pops truck, he left it there in the parking lot, I have not met him but I am still keeping good wach of his truck, just incase he comes back and need to drive some place.

Now that I have awthority, I can make Lenny, he owns the Piggly Wiggly, keep it in the parking lot without gettin it toed

 

This was my best friend at the time, I never new his name, but we always would go skinny dippin in the creek and he would give me candy and really long hugs.

Even though he was older than me, he still liked to play doctor. . . alot

He has been on jerry Springer 7 times

This was one of my School teachers. She was a man once but some kinda sickness made her change. She was cool and did modeling for magazines.

The magizines were so good that the paper shop has to hide them under the counter to stop people from buyin all of them.

when i got in truble in class and have to stay after school, she would make me watch movies with gladiators in them.

i did like the popcorn tho

 

This was my metal shop treacher. I think he must of been an assistant PE coach or something because I remember him always being near the showers after gym class.

 

 

This is my cousin denise, she lost all her teeth cus she sucked on a beater after she made a cake and that crazy Andrew turned it on.

It was funny to watch her eat candy like barley sugar. We had to put plastic wrap on her to stop the spit getting on her clothes.

we made fun of her alot

 

 

NEKKID MEN- I would keep finding some neekid men, this are my photos of them..they are usually sleeping on my mom, cus shes real comfortable like,

well.. thats waht daniel says.

 

 

This is a nekkid man I found in my moms room. I started collecting photos of them all.

I like the internet.

 

 

This was another friend ov mine , he was reel dumd-like, he liked to hug me and ask whos my dady whos my daddy?, and i tel him i didnt no butt he still kept askin whos my dady whos my daddy?

He would always want me to sit on his lap and prettend we are driving along a bumpy road. he calls me his little chicken

 

 

This was my neighbour frank.. the cat is one he found in a bucket outside the shed.

He was practicing a to be a vet and could get his whole fist in the cats butt..

The cat would makefunny noises. Me and daniel would laff

 

 

This was franks cousins brother in laws best frriends. He has a motorbike.

He was the coolest man in the trailer park because you could always here him riding up to the tv trailer come supper time.

i would give him cards for his spokes.