November 11, 2009
SITE UPDATES
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We are working round the clock to make The DOUCHE PATROL more pleasing to the eye while making your browsing experience a more pleasant one. We have incorporated Javascript for the submission of the douchebags and currently working on you being able to just describe your encounters with douchebags. Check back here for the latest info.

CKR

October 28, 2009
BREAKING DOUCHE HEADLINES!
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The Douche Patrol Officially Launched!

Welcome all douchenators! The Douche Patrol proudly announces our official launch of the greatest douchebaggery and douchebag fighting tool since Al Gore invented the Web. If you see a douchebag at a club, a douche in a bar, a celebrity douchebag or any form of doucheness, douchebaggery or douchery tendancies anywhere on the planet, you now have the proper channel to expose that freakin' douche by posting his or her douchebag picture on DouchePatrol.com!

We encourage and warmly welcome all fellow douchenators to join us in fighting doucheitis across the globe!

iPhone Application Coming Soon
The Douche Patrol is currently working with one of the nation's top mobile application developers in the US on our new iPhone application. We can't tell you all the details right now, but there will be more to come on this breaking development in the next few weeks.

Get Your T-Shirt, Douche!
The Douche Patrol is working with a US-based t-shirt company to provide all our fans, supporters and fellow douchenators nice, anti douche gear to wear around the globe while fighting douchebaggery, douchebags and douches worldwide.